﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>FeedXs - Chuck Norris facts</title><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Rss.aspx?feed=112</link><description>Chuck Norris facts</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>(c) 2005, Trilab BV (http://www.trilab.com/)</copyright><ttl>5</ttl><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. Once.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2693</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:58:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2692</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:58:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris can grant wishes, as long as you wish for roundhouse kicks to the face or a Total Gym.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2691</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:57:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[When God sneezes, his pal Jesus quickly replies with, "Chuck Norris bless you."]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2690</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:56:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[There are 3 definite facts of life: death, taxes, and severe pain caused by Chuck Norris.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2689</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:55:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[While playing the role of a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot outs. When the director explained that he can't do that, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2688</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:54:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[During the 15th century Chuck Norris became tired of sailors complaining about falling off the edge of the Earth. Chuck Norris then round housed the Earth and made it round. He then created scientology so that one day he could have a reason to hate Tom Cruise.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2687</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:53:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2686</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:53:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[One day, a hair from Chuck Norris' beard fell away and gained life. This hair became Mr. T.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2685</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:52:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[They say that it's impossible to breath in space. Tell that to Chuck Norris.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2684</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:51:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris believes strongly in ending world hunger. He plans to do this by terminating the populations of all third world countries.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2681</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:47:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Chuck Norris was going to kill it.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2680</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:46:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris' head hurts, he hurts it back.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2679</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:45:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2678</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:44:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris has a bad day, people die. When Chuck Norris has a good day... twice as many people die and a few things explode.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2677</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:43:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[To maintain his status as the life of the party, Chuck Norris shaves his beard and amazes the crowd as they watch it grow back before them.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2676</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:42:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[There once was a man from Nantucket. Chuck Norris paralyzed him from the waist down.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2675</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:42:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[The tide rises when Chuck Norris tells it to.]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2674</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:41:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[The reason dogs walk in a circle before laying down is to check for Chuck Norris.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2673</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:41:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2672</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:41:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[The Greeks only put one man in the legendary Trojan Horse. You know who he was... and he knows you know.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2671</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:41:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[One day when Chuck Norris was driving, his semi broke down, so he carried it to the nearest repair shop.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2670</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:41:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[One day Chuck Norris looked in the mirror and said "No one outstares Chuck!" He is still there to this day.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2669</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:40:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Moose shoot themselves when they hear Chuck Norris is going hunting. On an unrelated note, Chuck hunts with his hands.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2668</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:40:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fact</title><description><![CDATA[Lemmings run off cliffs because of Chuck Norris.<br />]]></description><link>http://miies.feedxs.com/Pages/Article.aspx?Id=2667</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:40:41 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>